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headkickerguy

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Posted on 10:27 PM on Wed, Dec 10 2008

Here's the Deal

I will now explain why I should be on the show by way of the old stand by, Process of Elimination.

Let's start with Matt. There are a million of these greased up musclemen taking pictures of their bods in the mirror. Everyone knows that this type of guy spends 75% of their time at the gym, 20% looking in the mirror (see profile pic), and 5% making protein shakes. Not to generalize or anything.

BrianMagee. This is the exact same person as Matt only replace gym with clothing store, mirror with diary, and making protein shakes with getting tribal tattoos.

RhettdaThreat. A Chippendales flavored wrestler? Who cares?

Jesusadida. Goatee, pierced lip, trucker hat. I'd like to think we, as the human race, have moved on. Also since when is Paul Wall relevent? I could get Snow to endorse me, but the fact is no one cares about has-been white rappers and their opinions.

Cajunsmile. Seems like a nice enough guy; the thing is, I can't understand him! I'm sure that won't transfer well on T.V.

Vonruegner. Well this guy is clearly just retarded, or at the very least teetering on the brink.

BobbyKeller. He is not taking this seriously. This is all a joke to him. All of his videos are some weirdo comedy routine, and it is all completely insincere.

GayGoblin. Daisy doesn't want a guy that plays DDR so much that he has a "DDR name." No one does.

CC Manded. This guy is such a sad poseur Marilyn Manson wannabe. He claims that he wants to be to be with Daisy so they can be a new "Sid and Nancy." I take this as "I wanna do a bunch of drugs with you and then stab you to death." (That is what Sid and Nancy were if you didn't know.) We get it dude, you watch a lot of old Marilyn Manson stuff and went to Hot Topic with that in mind. Then you watched some G.G. Allin stuff and thought it would be cool to piss on the floor at a public bathroom. No one wants to see you or that.

Which leaves me. Yeah I didn't have the requirements for round 2. Yeah my videos suck. The fact is, I am the only one here that will be completely devoted to Daisy. Vote for me, or keep the hate mail rolling. Either way, I'm still here.

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Posted on 08:23 PM on Mon, Dec 08 2008

Feelin' the love

Hey everybody. I won't get into why I haven't been here because it is all in the video I'm submitting tomorrow. I gotta say, I'm as shocked as you that I made it into this round. However, I don't know why I'm getting attacked for something that is completely out of my hands. I don't know how many of you are voting for me out there, but if you could post a positive testimonial once in awhile that would be great. I'm not gonna respond to hate mail, so don't bother. I get it, you're mad that I got to the final round without doing the second round. The fact is I'm here, and now that I'm doing a little better than I have been in the past month or so I can devote a little more time to Daisy.

I guess I'm supposed to make a final plea for votes. Obviously, I have some friends out there somewhere so please keep it up. I clearly have a lot of people angry with me, but I know love always comes through in the end. So keep showing me that love, and I'll keep ignoring the hate.

I know I'm the only one here that isn't crazy because I'm not saying things like "I love Daisy." I don't see how you are already in love with someone that you've only seen on T.V. I'm just a genuine guy, a little down on his luck, that is looking for a great girl to get to know a little better. I'm not gonna say I want to marry Daisy. I'm not gonna say I'm in love with her. I'm simply going to say that I want to have a chance to fall in love with her. So please vote for me. Please.

p.s. Please stop using bigoted hate speech. If you want to call me a jerk or a scoundrel for something I didn't even have any control over, go right ahead, but don't resort to gay-bashing. We are all human beings here.

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